That’s the promise. That’s the campaign slogan. Dick Bulger for President of EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU!
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About Dick
Some say he was born with a beer in his hand. Others are in awe of his intellect. And still others think he’s a complete idiot, but are going to vote for him anyways. But we can all agree, Dick is something special. Born in 1951 in a Dunkin Donuts dumpster in Malden, Richard Sullivan […]
Statement on Olive Garden Incident
As you may have heard, Dick Bulger was involved in an incident at the Dorchester Olive Garden on November 8th, 2023. Campaign management has the following statement, which will be our last on this unfortunate matter: “Dick Bulger out of Boston has been campaigning relentlessly at bars, taverns and package stores across Boston. This takes […]
9000ft Tall Jesus Statue on Moon
Donald Trump is no rocket scientist but Dick Bulger out of Boston has extensive experience with huge erections. That’s why he promises we’re going to spend billions to build a 9000 foot tall statue of Jesus on the moon. No other candidate is promising that.