Everyone knows voting for a Republican is fucking stupid. That’s why Dick Bulger out of Boston is going to out-stupid the stupid in 2024. Dick promises he’ll be the dumbest fucking Republican ever to serve. Grab some Dick in 2024!
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Stanford University finally released their long-awaited intensive study measuring and comparing the intellect of various Republican candidates. In this study, researchers focused on Donald Trump, Dick Bulger, and a wet pile of dog shit that answers to “Ron DeSantis”. The results? Dick Bulger blew away the field. On a scale of 1 to 5, Bulger […]
About Dick
Some say he was born with a beer in his hand. Others are in awe of his intellect. And still others think he’s a complete idiot, but are going to vote for him anyways. But we can all agree, Dick is something special. Born in 1951 in a Dunkin Donuts dumpster in Malden, Richard Sullivan […]
Fuck You!
That’s the promise. That’s the campaign slogan. Dick Bulger for President of EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU!