The new South Park episode just dropped like a flaming turd in the presidential punch bowl—and yes, it absolutely torches Donald Trump with a blowtorch made of weed smoke, sarcasm, and Randy Marsh’s unfiltered lunacy.
But here’s the twist: guess who’s not laughing?
Dick Bulger, that sun-dried ham radio libertarian from Boston who still thinks Q is a real person and that Mike Lindell is “the last great American orator,” caught the episode while passed out in his Crown Vic with a melted Crunchwrap in his lap. He woke up halfway through, saw Trump drawn with a triple chin and a spray-tan so orange it had its own Pantone code, and screamed, “THE DEEP STATE’S IN THE ANIMATION STUDIO NOW!”
Meanwhile, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, those animating alchemists of Colorado chaos, just cashed another dump truck full of money from Paramount+ to produce this flaming satire. We’re talking Scrooge McDuck backstroke-through-gold-coins money. Trey’s new sauna is heated by burning cease-and-desist letters from Truth Social lawyers.
The plot? Trump (voiced by Cartman doing an impression of Cartman doing an impression of Trump) launches a new social media app called GriftR, powered entirely by the tears of January 6 defendants. Kyle and Stan try to stop him by running for office on a platform of “not being clinically insane,” but Butters becomes the surprise frontrunner by promising free NFTs of his toenails.
And Dick Bulger? He called into InfoWars (collect line, of course) and ranted for 47 minutes about how Matt and Trey were “CIA agents in backwards hats” before Alex Jones muted him and played Super Male Vitality ads over his voice.
In summary: Trump got roasted, Matt and Trey got rich, and Dick Bulger is now outside the Denver airport holding a sign that says, “BRING BACK DRAWN TOGETHER.”
