EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Christmas Schedule

Thanks to a FORBA filing (freedom of roast beef act), Dick Bulger has obtained an exclusive copy of the felon rapist pedophile’s busy schedule at Mar-a-Lago, where he’ll be working hard through the day to make America great again. His tireless work doesn’t stop on Christmas! Without further ado:

10:15 AM: Wake up, first Adderall dose, change diaper, apply orange women’s makeup
11:00 AM: Breakfast: three McGriddles, four hashbrowns, large Coke, served by Haitian immigrants
11:45 AM: Cancel more offshore wind licenses (government interference with the free market) and delete several thousand good paying working class jobs – solid strategy for GOP win at midterms
12:00 AM: Three cheeseburger lunch with some billionaire random fraudster he pardoned
12:30 AM: Call convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell at Club Fed and wish her a Merry Christmas
12:45 AM: First round of golf with one of the Saudis who funded the 9/11 attacks
2:00 PM: Suck a greasy Russian cock in the Oval Office and agree to surrender European security that American boys died for in WW2
3:00 PM: Christmas mass, then visit an orphanage (just kidding!)
3:45 PM: Rip some more lines of Adderall with RFK Jr, discuss more ways to more effectively reduce US average lifespan
4:00 PM: Post an incoherent rant about how butthurt he is about some late night TV show host
4:15 PM: Injection of whatever the fuck Dr. Oz fake medicine he’s taking intravenously in the hand that is constantly bandaged
5:00 PM: Second round of golf with a Chinese crypto billionaire with CCP ties
7:00 PM: Grand Christmas dinner in the Mar-a-Lago ball room with a collection of the worlds biggest pedophiles, vatniks, traitors, pump-and-dump con men, health insurance executives, and a coalition of oil company executives
8:15 PM: Ceremonial signing of Venezuelan oil leases, to ensure America breaks with the worldwide shift towards renewable energy, assuring us 100+ years of ass backwardness and increasing energy costs to consumers
9:00 PM: Snort more Adderall, post unhinged diatribe about a Democrat smarter or better looking than him
9:30 PM: Film Newsmax advertisement for one of his children’s Trump coin scams
10:00 PM: Call into Fox Bullshit Entertainment network and explain that the Trump economic boom is happening right now. Seriously, right now. All the indications the job market and consumer confidence is collapsing is just a HOAX by Hollywood libtards
11:00 PM: Putin calls in to read grampa a bedtime story
11:15 PM: Pump the shroom under the sheets to a picture of Ivanka when she was 8
11:45 PM: Final diaper change of the day; Kremlin Hooker Bride Melania tucks him in, and through a translator, explains she’s leaving to go fuck a high-T man like Justin Trudeau or Barack Obama

Contrast this to Biden’s schedule, which was also obtained:

6:00 AM: Wake up, work out
9:00 AM: Christmas mass
11:00 AM: Visit homeless shelter, serve Christmas meals
2:00 PM: Settle in for quiet afternoon writing book about the greatest economic recovery in American history, that he presided over

The felon rapist is clearly the hardest working American president ever! He absolutely meant it when he said he’d be too busy as president to play golf, and we’re seeing the results!