Has ANYONE in CB radio land heard a single person that 1409 a/k/a “Number 9” out of Houston claims to be talking to? Is it all just… VERBAL DIARRHEA??
Well, Dick Bulger out of BOSTON worked intimately… some might say TOO intimately… with respected ham radio audio engineer Roy Fowler K1ROY, out of Woburn to develop a solution. Roy operates the most active shit-spewing station on 38 Lower, so he knows a thing or two about how to turn a knob. Or polish it. Or start to stroke it up and down and then begin to…
THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING FOLKS AND THAT TIME IS NOW! Dick Bulger proudly introduces FORMULA 1409!
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FORMULA 1409: THE DIARRHEA MUTILATOR! Now available for ANY CB radio! Get out those stubborn stains so you can focus on worshipping the orange mutant pedophile president moron!