🎉🍕 ATTENTION ALL FREQUENCY FREAKS AND PEPPERONI PIVOTERS! 🍕🎉
Get ready to boogie ’til your bandwidth burns at the Weekly CB Radio Disco Dance Blowout hosted by none other than Cadillac Charlie—the only man who can moonwalk while tuning a Bearcat!
📡💃 WHERE? Monte’s Pizza — where the crust is crispy and the dance floor is greasier than Billygoat’s forehead in August.
🕺📻 WHEN? Every Friday night at 10 PM sharp (or whenever Charlie sobers up enough to unlock the door).
🎶🎤 WHAT? Funky beats, flashing strobes, live channel 38 shout-outs, and a suspiciously sweaty guy in a mesh shirt calling himself “The Pepperoni Panther.”
🎁 Free breadstick for anyone who does the Hustle while holding a CB mic!
🚫 NO HAM OPERATORS ALLOWED — unless they bring glitter and a willingness to get weird.
So polish your belt buckle, slap on your disco vest, and get your callsign ready—because Cadillac Charlie is flippin’ records AND pies this Friday at Monte’s.
Be there, or be stuck at home like Dick Bulger during a breadstick ban. 📟🪩🍕
