Elderly CB Ops

🎉🍕 ATTENTION ALL FREQUENCY FREAKS AND PEPPERONI PIVOTERS! 🍕🎉 Get ready to boogie ’til your bandwidth burns at the Weekly CB Radio Disco Dance Blowout hosted by none other than Cadillac Charlie—the only man who can moonwalk while tuning a Bearcat! 📡💃 WHERE? Monte’s Pizza — where the crust is crispy and the dance floor…

Walmart this week announced a massive price hike in items that obsolete white CB radio operators like Charlie, Crazy Eddie and KKK Davie use every day. Read on… The list includes: adult diapers, denture cream, Tuck’s hemorrhoid pads, KY jelly, mobility scooter batteries and Trump-branded butt plugs. Trump said he was going to raise taxes…