Churchmouse Goes Bonkers!!

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Roy’s friend Francis (Churchmouse) lost his shit on some other CB radio operator down in Rhode Island sometime in the last few days. The CB operator filmed as Mr. Rotondo jumped out of his work van wielding a pipe, and began to assault the CB radio operator – and then vandalized his motorcycle. This is typical of Roy’s violent right-wing extremist friends.

They’re dangerous. Roy is actively trying to uncover the identity of Dick Bulger for reasons that are not clear. Hopefully, it’s not because he plans to do the same to Dick Bulger. Although it’s unlikely that Roy can leave the home long enough between diaper changes to make that happen, Dick Bulger and his family remain concerned about the escalating violence.

First, watch this insane video of a rampaging snowflake who voted for the pedophile:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/992937806550240

This van belonging to Securitas Technology appears in a car wash parking lot:

Then, this pedophile sympathizer jumps out of the van holding a metal pipe:

Then the pedophile sympathizer begins to strike the man filming the pedophile sympathizer:

This basically confirms Roy and Churchmouse are probably part of the same cell of violent communists:

I’d probably laugh just a little bit if Churchmouse came at me with Roy’s dildo while wearing lunch lady glasses.

[Update 5/30/2026] This is apparently Churchmouse’s youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@camperwboat

[Update 5/30/2026] Churchmouse’s CB radio loveshack is, predictably, festooned with Trump flags signifying his membership in the Grand Old Pedophile Party.

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