No consequential development cleared the stated 12-hour cutoff with enough reputable, corroborated reporting to run it. So tonight’s roundup is blank. Revolutionary concept: not making stuff up after three Michelobs.
You can listen to Roy Fowler go totally insane live and in real time!
August 9, 2026 — A reported look at renewed pressure on independent institutions, executive overreach, and the accountability gaps left by discretionary ICE camera disclosures.
Are you ready to immerse and debase yourself in the dumbest imaginable world to fight for what’s right?
Captain Pedophile von Bon Spurs is a hopeless loser. Elect Dick Bulger in 2028!
Another despicable display of groveling by weak, weak men – who are all probably ALSO pedophiles.
Last year, the Lunchlady of Warwick, who later became known as “Frank the Pipe” was arrested. We got the police report!
Check out the hot new track and video, inspired by violent right-wing lunatics Roy and Churchmouse.
