This week the excellent journalists at The Atlantic blew the lid wide open on Krazy Kash Patel’s absolutely insane alcoholic benders behind the wheel of the FBI.
First, listen to this: ONLY THE BEST!
Then read on…
Multiple sources went on record with The Atlantic stating that Krazy Kash, who hates America’s Constitution, routinely is comatose at his desk from insane drinking benders at Mar-a-Lago with the crew of Saudis who did 9/11.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839
Oh and by the way, this isn’t the only BEST person in Trump’s Pedo-Orbit. This week, Alcoholic Labor Secretary Chavez-DeRemer was shamed out of the office for HER DRINKING problem (and fucking her security guys).
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