Millions of patriots took to the streets for NO KINGS this weekend! Not surprisingly, this drives weirdos like Roy Fowler and Wendy Wakeman INSANE.
On to other news…
Let’s start off with how bleak things look for the Grand Old Pedophile party. Not unsurprisingly, Americans are rejecting their platform of welfare for billionaires and strangling government services. Americans are also not happy that Republicans are traitors and want appease a 4-foot-10 inch Soviet garden gnome (we’ll get to that).
Our pedophile president, in his desperation, has adopted a new strategy as he campaigns for other Republican pedophiles:
Also this past week, our pedophile president grabbed his voluminous cheeks and spread them real wide for the 4-foot-10 inch Soviet garden gnome Putin.
Trump’s affinity for the work of the Soviets dates to at least the early 1980’s, when he was wined and dined in Moscow by the KGB. He’s a traitor, and he always has been. It would not bother him one bit to see Russian soldiers standing on the graves of our servicemen and women in Normandy. Nothing matters to him except money, and fucking children. He’s a degenerate, and we hope he dies in prison. We also hope the Ukrainians off this Putin motherfucker sooner than later.
John Ossoff, who has more intelligence and integrity in his pinky than all average Republican guys on the planet put together, has a great takedown of Jared Kushner, who is lacking male chromosomes:
Courtesy of RowdyGoudy, we have this beautiful takedown of some average white doofus high on Nick Fuentes farts:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DenxHQdk51u/?psln=MnYxcDc0amgzeWRv
Let’s check out the latest batch of geniuses that The Good Liars spoke to this weekend:
This guy rocks:
Also this week, Donald Trump’s latest bimbonic failure lasted just 5 days:
Props to our friend Robby Roadsteamer:
