Mamdani, who is far more intelligent than the felon rapist pedophile, wowed feeble-minded dipshit Donald Trump at the White House today. Even Trump realized what a complete stud Mamdani is! And you know Trump is always going on about how handsome other men are. He probably really just wanted to see Mamdani in person – can’t blame him, can you? If you were 350 pounds and smeared orange women’s makeup on your face, you too might be trying to figure out another aesthetic.
What Trump is doing here is greasing the rails to make sure he isn’t imprisoned when his second term ends. That’s going to happen anyways if Dick Bulger has anything to do with it, but it’s easy to see why Chicken T.A.C.O. is slightly nervous: a recent Stanford University Psychology Department study concluded Donald Trump has the lowest IQ of any president in history. Trump knows that the idiots he surrounds himself with won’t save him when his term ends, and AOC is elected. Attorney General Elizabeth Warren probably already has sedition charges written up for him. Will he escape to the safety of the greasy Russian cocks he loves so much, or will Trump stay and face the charges?
We won’t know until it happens – but one thing is for sure: here at Dick Bulger HQ on Carter Street in Woburn, we’ll be keeping a pulse on this story. In the meantime, listen for regular updates on 27.385 LSB. And when you hear Roy – please shun him; men who apologize for felon rapist pedophiles should be the scorn of society.
Thank you for your attention on this matter!
— Dick Bulger, Revere Beach, 5:01pm 11/21/2025