The bumbling dipshit pedophile has had a long history of struggling with high levels of female hormones, and now he’s got a major problem in the Straight of Hormuz!
As he is continually clowned daily by the Iranians, he continues to give them ultimatums that they just laugh at as they pick US fighter jets out of the sky. And none of the allies and military partners that the draft dodger disparages don’t want to come and help little Donnie Dipshit out of this pickle. Speaking of which, Hide The Pickle was purportedly his favorite game to play with Jeff Epstein down on the rape island.
Who would have thought that putting alcoholic rapist Pete Hegseth in charge of the military would have lead to a situation where America reopen the Straight?
$6 gallon gas sure isn’t going to help things for the Grand Old Pedo Party in November.
Donnie Dipshit is polling -20 Joe Biden at this point in his presidency which is really friggen sad lmao.
Anyways, Happy Easter folks and remember: God is dead.
