This week word began circulating that we’re going to ship a ton of money straight to commie Putin. Shucks, who would have thought electing a life-long Russian asset would see us swing hard into a Soviet alliance but here we are.
Jared Kushner, who is an imbecile and is missing the male chromosome, has alarmed European intelligence agencies with his slavish commie love so much that the Dutch hacked his phone to see what’s going on and WHOOO WEEE was it full of shenanigans. When you have the people who smoke dope and grow tulips worried you know there’s a problem.
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN!
Also this week, the felon dipshit pedophile president invited the failed fascist candidate Flavio Bolsonaro of Brazil to breeze into the United States. I thought we weren’t going to get involved in other countries conflicts?
I’m shocked! Shocked! That the Bolsonaro family is also weirdly kissing Putin’s little Soviet hiney just like the Trump scumbags. It’s all so weeeeird
These Trump clowns are owned by Russia!
But where there is darkness, sometimes, there is light. Which brings us to our final story, and a happy one. The rich little College Republican incel douchebag who was calling ICE on car wash workers in Allston had his forehead caved in by a dump truck this week in Kentucky. L to the motherfucking O-L.
What do you call a racist prick College Republican pancaked by a Freightliner: a pretty fucking good start!
Make sure to check out Cliff Cash’s latest update:
