Bulger’s Most Wanted: Part 1

As Dick Bulger continues to build up massive Antifa resistance units, thanks to a generous donation by George Soros and the Clinton Foundation, we wanted to bring you an update on our most wanted anti-American, anti-democracy, anti-freedom, anti-free speech traitors and criminals.

All of these losers will be imprisoned together, or deported, where they can happily feast on their own faces like the vampires they are.

Let’s start with these three:

CRIMINAL #1

Elon Musk.

Elon is a loser that did kids with Jeff Epstein (he’s in the files) and had a hair transplant at 12 years old. He has a strange affinity for the ass backwards and utterly worthless society called Russia (as all of these criminals do) and also spent time as an illegal African immigrant in our country. That makes deportation mandatory.

But there’s more: he’s also robbed the moronic white American men who voted for Pedophile Trump of their VA, Medicare and Social Security benefits.

His inbred father was a weirdo Libertarian type. Libertarians are neurotic idiots that are parasites on the society they complain about and should just wander into the woods and leave us all normal, socially adjusted people alone to live in prosperity.

But anyways, this sucker piece of shit will be first on the list to take the place of the landscapers and tortilla makers in the Florida Everglades concentration camps that the fascist Trump regime has built.

CRIMINAL #2

Larry Ellison.

Larry Ellison is another fascist lizard person who wears the skin of dead babies stretched tightly over his face. Another weird creep that Libertarian types seem to adore. He’s transmorgifying into Lenin in real time and has no place in a free society. Dick Bulger will deport him to Sudan.

CRIMINAL #3

Melania Knauss.

Melania was hand-picked by Russian kompromat expert Jeff Epstein from the far-flung sheep barns of the crumbling Soviet Union and is popularly known as The Kremlin Hooker Bride. She’s Donald Trump’s second Kremlin Hooker Bride; the first one is buried under the sand trap at Bedminster. For some strange reason, Trump always seems to be linked up with Soviet women. Strange, ain’t it?

Melania is known for her love letters to moron Trump’s KGB handler, Vladimir Putin. She’s also known for mocking American middle class people with her “I Don’t Care” attire. Her face was rebuilt in the basement of the NKVD building in Moscow, and she doesn’t speak a fucking word of English.

She will be deported immediately to the Everglades. She shouldn’t be anywhere near the mechanisms of American government.

So there you have it. We’ll be building out this list in the coming days.