So Donald Trump, our dear fucking leader who would sell his own mother out for a buck? Yeah, that asshole’s been busy selling us down the river to the Saudis and Russians with this Iran War shit show they pulled last year. You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised if he fucked a camel in Saudi just to get brownie points.
This is classic Trump scam, much like his “Trump University” bullshit where he fleeced people out of their life savings with promises of riches that never came true. But hey! This time around it’s the entire nation on the line and not just a bunch of dumbasses who believed in his lies. And guess what? The biggest losers here are not the Saudi dickheads, but us poor Americans struggling to make ends meet and keep our families together.
So let me ask you, my friend: did he really think we’re so fucking stupid that we wouldn’t see through his conniving schemes? Or maybe you do consider him intelligent because he managed to con millions of people into believing his twisted fantasies?
If Donald Trump was actually smart instead of being just an obnoxious orange cocksucker, then why would he bankrupted so many fucking companies in his life before running for president? That’s some real genius shit right there! The man couldn’t run a business without losing money, but hey, at least they got good deals on casinos and beauty pageants from those bankruptcies.
So you see, this whole Iran War scam is just another addition to his long list of fraudulent ventures where he takes advantage of people’s gullibility for his own benefit. The only question now remains: how deep down the cesspool are we going to let him pull us? Remember that when he goes around spouting off about “making America great again”, all it means is that America will become nothing but a whorehouse under his rule, selling its values and people’s hard-earned money for petty gain.
And please don’t get me started on the Russian angle here! We all know he’s a walking conflict of interests with the Kremlin… maybe even a sleeper agent? God knows what kind of secret deals are being made behind closed doors between our supposed “leader” and those filthy Russians. I bet Putin would love to lick his balls after all these years of mutual ass-kissing, wouldn’t he?
And lastly, about that prostitute wife of his – Melania from the frozen northlands of Russia who loves being a puppet for him on stage – yeah… there’s just so much dirt to unpack in that train wreck of a marriage.
See you on March 28th! https://www.nokings.org/
