We woke up to news today that the 34-time felon pedophile draft dodger voted by mail this week in a local Florida election.
Hypocritical piece of orange dog shit! Just because he’s a fucking moron doesn’t mean you have to be one too, but let me make this perfectly clear for our special little snowflake friend here: Trump is the king of doing things hypocritically! He loves nothing more than to do them in front of everybody while looking down at his own dick.
You see, folks, we’ve got ourselves a real fucking dilemma on our hands. The dude who screams about mail-in voting from the rooftops is so afraid that someone might slip him a micropenis in his soup because he can’t tell where the fuck it came from, yet he votes for himself all the time without any issue! He thinks of mail-in voting like it’s some sort of disease or something; he claims the system is “rigged” and that there is a high potential for fraud. But you know what else has a high potential for fraud? All of the children from his Kremlin Hooker Brides.
It goes to show just how fucking idiotic this man is because mail-in voting isn’t some secret weapon the other side uses to steal elections. That would be far too easy and intelligent for our friend Trump over here. It’s a way for people who can’t get their asses off the couch on election day, like his daughter Ivanka, who I bet wishes she could mail in her own kids! Or maybe even Vladimir Putin himself who probably loves sending him letters and pictures of cocks to remind Trump that he is doing it “right”.
But enough about these guys for now, let’s talk more about our good friend Donald J. Trump; the man that would like nothing more than to grab a bunch of pussies while also getting all hot and bothered over his own micropeen. This is the same guy who loves to brag about how smart he is even though he probably wouldn’t know how to operate his own ham radio if it bit him in the cunt!
So in conclusion, folks, remember this: Donald Trump loves nothing more than playing the hypocrite, pretending to be an expert on things that are way beyond his level of understanding while hiding behind the curtains like some pathetic little coward. This man is a joke and he will always vote for himself without caring about any bullshit claims he makes against others because at the end of the day, Trump only loves one thing more than anything else: Donald fucking Trump! And if that isn’t a textbook definition of narcissism, then I don’t know what is.
