Like most hobbies where you’ll find an over-represented population of white, elderly and low information malcontents high on weapons grade Russian propaganda, CB radio is a wildly amusing place to combat the creep of fascism in America.
That’s why Dick Bulger has seeded antifa radio cells throughout the North Shore. These bold men and women are ready to grab the microphone any time some half-dead gasbag starts rambling about immigrants or Obama (who was the smartest president ever).
Will you join us? Yes, CB radio still exists! Yes, you can buy new ones. A suggested list is below. But you might be asking, “why bother with CB radio when I can troll my shitty MAGA family on Facebook?”.
That’s a great question, and the answer is simple: old school, low-tech anonymity! With CB radio there’s no IP address or cookies to track, no text messages hoovered into an FBI Palantir database, no DIGITAL FINGERPRINT as our man in Woburn would say.
There’s just you, a radio, and a dipshit on the other end of the ether who is very eager to tell you how much he likes the pedo who smears orange women’s makeup on his face.
Imagine showing up to Thanksgiving dinner with a bag over your head. You don’t know who the fuck you’re arguing with, and probably never will.
When you sign on, make sure to proudly announce your self-invented callsign and cry out: “I’m with Dick!”
Dick Bulger’s unholy alliance with the Cock Boys of the North Shore hangs out specifically on “38 Lower”. This is CB channel 38, in the lower sideband mode. Channel 38 is 27.385 KHz. You can use a ham rig with the MARS mod (frequency expansion) like Roy K1ROY does, or you can buy a CB capable of lower sideband. Make sure the radio you buy specifically calls out “SSB” capability. That’s what you need to find most of the magaloids on the airwaves.
You’ll need a few other things: a 13.8vdc power supply of sufficient capacity (if operating at home), and an antenna. You can use a CB in a vehicle, or at home.
