I mean, what else CAN an intelligent person be these days? Certainly not a person enthralled by a dementia patient who smears orange women’s makeup on his face! 🤣 That ain’t healthy man! Over here at the HQ any politicians who did kids with Jeff are PERSONA NON GRATA!
Let’s recap the week, shall we!
The demented dipshit freed a pathetic con man who perpetrated countless scams on middle class people. JUST LIKE DONNIE HIMSELF! Fox News will never report this, of course, so the millions of Chinese-hat wearing MAGAnoids won’t see it.
Yup, that shit sure is MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Moving on…
The child rapist also pardoned a “lunafrother“. Have you heard of “lunafrothers“? These are people that are so batshit enthralled by the pedophile they’ll do anything for him.. includingcatching felonies. Fortunately, this dumb fuck will remain in prison, because the pedo’s pardon doesn’t free her from state charges. Let’s hope this fucking idiot rots.
Also this week, the Russian traitor con man ordered Little Marco Rubio to change the fonts used by the State Department. Although most Trump voters have no idea what a “font” is, this will definitely help Make America Great Again for them, right?
Glad to see this team of American heroes are doing hard work for the American people!
Also late this week, Republicans once again made sure the health premiums for millions of Trumpanzees will skyrocket in about 19 days. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch LMAO!
Oh and a quick reminder that the Navy Secretary is a 400 pound hedge fund manager who never served America – but has sworn his loyalty to the orange pedophile (and paid him a handsome bribe to get the position):
Why does Trump select grossly unqualified military leaders? It’s simple friends: because Trump is preparing to permit his paymasters in China and Russia to take the lead while Americans are slowly ground into a crowd of mindless lemmings who will surrender their wealth to the billionaires. I gotta admit, Trump really is good at ripping off mouth breathers like Roy Fowler, and I do admire him for that.
…ALSO THIS WEEK…
The felon rapist dipshit spent time bitching about late night TV, because as we know, doing this will improve the economic conditions of America’s soybean farmers, who are presently getting absolutely destroyed by Trump’s China-first tarrifs.
AND…
As the Trump administration rapes American farms so that the Chinese can come in and buy the land after the farmers evict, his poll numbers continue to absolutely PLUMMET!
The dipshit remains popular with hardcore pedophiles – but that’s only a small portion of the entire US population. Here at Dick Bulger HQ, we analyze the polls daily using our edumacational background, and the news is not good for the felon: Republicans will lose the house in 2026, and the Senate and White House in 2028. Oh you can cry that Dick’s a leftist lunatic, or you can say it’s all fake news, but at the end of the day, the only contrary evidence are the specious claims of the MyPillow guy and the 9/11 Saudi guys who party with Trump every weekend.
AND TO WRAP
It’s flat fuck Friday folks! That means get out there, donate to Democrats (Dick threw another $250 at AOC today) and absolutely stomp the fuck out of halfwit Trumpanzees!