Pedophile Dipshit Says What?

On Wednesday night, the stupid traitor slammed some Adderall and hit the stage for a wacked out performance of “we’re about to experience a huge economic boom. ANY SECOND NOW. TRUST ME”. His slurring and the side effects from the drugs were on full display (there’s some video below).

Of course, the reason the con man needed to do this speech was because the facts state the opposite: the economy is in decline, and voters are turning on him. Because he’s an incompetent felon rapist loser.

Let’s round up some of the promises the Felon Rapist Dipshit has made to his legion of mouth-breathing rubes in the past:

Things promised by the dipshit that didn’t happen:

  • End the Russia–Ukraine war within 24 hours. Promise Broken. PolitiFact+1
  • “Build a wall, and make Mexico pay for it.” Promise Broken. PolitiFact+1
  • Repeal (and replace) Obamacare. Promise Broken. PolitiFact+1
  • End birthright citizenship. Promise Broken. PolitiFact
  • Eliminate the federal debt in 8 years. Promise Broken. PolitiFact
  • Enact congressional term limits. Promise Broken. PolitiFact
  • Invest $550B in infrastructure / create an infrastructure fund. Promise Broken. PolitiFact
  • “Open up” libel laws. Promise Broken. PolitiFact

If you missed his raging display of cognitive decline, here’s the summary from MediasTouch:

Expect more unhinged mental meltdowns as he drives the American economy off a cliff.

The 2026 midterms are essentially already lost for the Republicans.

May the impeachment begin in earnest in January 2027!

Governor Newsom of California had some really funny lines about the rambling mess, check them out on Twitter, but they’re also included in the MeidasTouch video above.

Oh and it’s Friday my dudes, which means we gotta roll the tape:

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