Orange Shit Clown

Dick Bulger News Service: In a blockbuster announcement, Elon Musk has announced that Donald Trump, the Russian shitbag traitor against the American middle class, did indeed fuck kids with Jeff Epstein! THIS NEWS IS BREAKING. STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES! Elon follows up with this on tariffs:

Dick Bulger has never been on a plane, but Trump was given one by the guys who fund Hamas! Here’s some good background on how terrible an idea this is, never mind the blatant corruption: https://www.npr.org/2025/05/14/nx-s1-5395734/aviation-analyst-details-the-risks-of-converting-a-qatari-jet-into-air-force-one

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The local high-school drop out CB radio dipshits LOVE the orange shit-clown, but does the shit-clown love American soldiers? NOPE. Instead of attending the dignified transfer of the four soldiers killed in an accident in Lithuania, he skipped out of town to play golf with a bunch of Saudis. He doesn’t give a shit about…