A Better Man
Today, we remember one of the greatest Americans to have walked this Earth. We could use more women and men like him.
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Pedophile Pol Pot’s Greenland Gamble
Let’s delete Medicare and Social Security and buy GREENLAND instead!
We Need More Ilhan Omars
We used the Bulger Supercomputer to perform a quantitative analysis of Ilham Omar versus the Kremlin Hooker Bride!
Roy’s GMRS Abolishment
Accusations of unsavory GMRS operation add up to another bad night for Whale Boy. Dick has the details.
Trump’s Midterm Gamble
How many Venezuelan oil companies will Jared and Ivanka own by the end of the year?
