Seemingly out of nowhere, approximately Tuesday night, Whale Cock Fever started ripping through the bowels of 38 Lower faster than syphilis at Mar-a-Lago.
It’s been a wild 48 hours, and Roy’s exhausted – as you can imagine.
Here’s some media if you wish to celebrate the achievement of the first human-on-whale copulation 👇
Indie version:
Doo-wop:
Euro club trash:
Barbershop:
Latin Quarter Remix:
I want a whale cock – moby dick