Trump’s Fascist Swindle Hits Yosemite

Roy fucked a goat with Churchmouse. The park that will be turned over to pedophiles.

Life-long pedophile, tremendous dipshit, and 6-time king of bankruptcy Donald Trump, who is a Russian asset, has his eyes set on further enriching him and the children of his Kremlin Hooker Brides by selling off our national parks. Because his greed and pedophilia are more important than our shared national history.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/31/trumps-plan-to-sell-off-a-part-of-yosemite-is-what-oligarchy-looks-like

We can choose to surrender our history and culture to this evil cabal of pedophiliac morons or WE CAN FIGHT.

AND WE WILL FIGHT.

Dick Bulger is running for President of Everything in 2028. When he wins, the Trumps will be immediately imprisoned and tried for their crimes, their scams and their pedophilia. Think I’m kidding? Fucking try me, dope.

Did you vote for the King Daddy Pedophile? Please email dick@dickbulger.com and explain what the fuck you were thinking. Was it just your own greed; your own wallet? Did your children’s future not matter to you? Are you a libertarian dumbfuck who only cares about your pennies? We demand an explanation.

Wait, it doesn’t matter: we’ll throw you in an Ayn Rand deprogramming camp and put you to work cleaning up the National Parks when we SEIZE THEM BACK WITH FORCE from the criminals in bed with the pedophile.

Just you wait.

Dick HQ… OUT.