While Trump satiates the desire of obsolete white Republican men – who’ve had their minds erased by weapons grade Russian rat-fuckery thanks to non-Americans like Murdoch and Kuhner – to have their landscapers deported, Trump has pardoned the worst of the worst drug king pins.
Why would Trump do this? Because he’s a fucking corrupt idiot, and obsolete white Republican men don’t have access to *actual* news.
What is the actual news?
Donald Trump fucked kids with Jeff Epstein – He’s owned by the Saudis who did 9/11 – and he pardons violent drug criminals destroying America.
Look, the obsoletes are dopes – we know. But this is a major problem. We can’t have obsoletes like Roy Fowler importing MORE drugs, MORE crime, MORE trafficking into the United States.
Therefore, it is the position of the Dick Bulger 2028 campaign that Dick will do the following:
- Deport foreign influence agents Murdoch, Kuhner and Musk. They will be stripped of their naturalized citizenship and returned to their native countries.
- The pedophiles and drug traffickers that Trump is releasing from prison and flooding our streets with will be re-arrested, ALONG with the entire Trump family – and anyone who voted for Trump a second time.
- Finally: Universal Roast Beef (URB).
REMEMBER GUYS!
IT’S TIME TO DELETE OBSOLETE!
