Welcome to the New Year, losers! 2026 is upon us, and Democrats retaking the house looms large for the felon rapist conman. In order to shore up his popular support, he’s wisely chosen a fight with swing state: Minnesota. There, he’s stopping the benefits to Somali-Americans – but also the poor, white, uneducated voters who pulled the lever for him, too. The midterms sure will be interesting!
Without further ado… Bulger News Network (BNN) has FRESH reporting on the MASSIVE fraud that the orange dipshit says Somali-Americans are perpetrating on the American taxpayer. Let’s dig into it!

Above is perhaps the most famous Somali-American, football star Brett Favre, who is a very public supporter of the orange pedophile. He’s embroiled in a major Mississippi welfare fraud scandal, accused of misusing tens of millions in federal funds meant for the poor for personal projects, including a volleyball stadium at his alma mater and a concussion drug company investment, despite not facing criminal charges; he’s repaid over $1 million but faces a civil lawsuit to recover more, while text messages suggest he knew some funds were restricted, though he claims ignorance of their welfare source. Kross Eyed Kash’s FBI is sure to arrest him momentarily.


The Somali-American above is Charles Kushner, the father of Trump’s imbecile son-in-law. He was convicted of cheating American tax payers of $200,000. The pedophile pardoned him.

Did you know the Trump Corporation and the Trump Payroll Corporation were actually fronts for sketchy Somali-American business activities that were ripping off the taxpayer? Alvin Bragg knew this in 2022, and lead a conviction of this terrorist-funding organization.

Here’s another prominent Somali-American, Andrew Wiederhorn. He’s a Trump donor, so Trump had the DOJ drop his tax evasion charges.
Do you get it yet? You’re being trolled by a felon rapist conman who would gladly rip you off to enrich himself and his shitty family full of anchor babies.
Vote Dick Bulger 2028!
